"my but she is evil
elusive woman of mine
BITCH HAM BITCH, i say
DAMN THE HAM!!!"
And then she got me started...
"Heather needs a ham
thick succulent salty flesh
used to be a pig"
Heather is a big ham freak.
Heather is Evil. (And after reading the ham bit, she has also made a threat on my life. Call the police.) But then she sent me an internet greeting card about ham, and it was all ok.